"Stop, stop, stop, stop, China. I can’t understand it. Don’t get me a foreign country. What should I do now?" The king kong cannon was impatient and interrupted me.
"Let me think about it." I waved my hand to indicate that the King Kong cannon should not worry and I should think about it.
I pondered for a long time, but I couldn’t think of a way to break this water barrier. I suddenly remembered a bad idea and pulled a king kong gun to tell my thoughts from his ear.
"Fuck off, why don’t you pee?" King Kong Gun flew into a rage after listening to it. My idea was to let him go to the lake to pee. Everything sacred is most afraid of filth.
"I can’t pee. You have to pee because the five elements belong to soil and water." I said something to incite the King Kong cannon
"True or false?" King Kong Gun turned to look at me with a grain of salt.
"Really go, take off your pants and wait for a while. I said pee before you pee." I pushed and urged.
"What do you want to do?" King Kong cannon is getting more and more confused.
"Go, I won’t harm you. Think carefully about when I have harmed you." I whispered.
Although the king kong cannon is still not white, it is no longer dawdling on the lake to untie the belt and pay for the guy.
"Don’t be reckless and come quickly!" Just then, a woman’s voice came from the earth temple.
King Kong Gun was scared to get pants when I heard the noise, but I couldn’t help laughing internally. I told King Kong Gun to take off his pants quickly and pee slowly. In fact, it was just to let this female land come out and stop her. If she didn’t stop this land, it would be her dereliction of duty and King Kong Gun didn’t know the reason at all. As the saying goes, those who don’t know don’t blame me. I believe that even Yang Wan Gui can shake his head and smile bitterly when he finds out his stupid behavior, and he won’t despise him.
"Is it the land of this side to measure the Buddha?" I rushed to the land where the woman appeared and looked at the kotow.
"Do you dare to ask the real person’s road number?" The female land is a middle-aged Taoist figure of about forty years old, and she shakes her body so close that she kowtows to me and looks at me with a little joy instead of resentment.
"Being original and taking advantage of the wind" I kowtowed in reply. Although I was surprised that she asked my name, I was not afraid to give my own name.
"The Humanitarian?" Women’s land sideways refers to the King Kong cannon, which is now in a hurry.
"That’s brother being original. This brother is stubborn and humiliated the eyes of the immortal." I wondered what this woman said and did made me wonder why she was so concerned about our name.
"Are you two early for half a year?" The female land looks happy and confused, and her words make me confused and happy. It seems that the Queen Mother has long expected that I and King Kong Bao will come here. According to her tone, she should be waiting for us, but her expression shows that she is not waiting here to stop us.
"Trivia has been processed, so it’s a little early," I said crustily skin of head.
"At this time, the leopard-print golden dragon has not yet soared to Yaochi, but it can soar on the second day of February next year, when the real person will come to get the elixir left by the Queen Mother." The female land looks quite respectful to me.
"I am so grateful to be original and leave first." I forced my heart to rush to the female land to say goodbye. It seems that the Queen Mother Yang Wandi has taken care of me, because washing pulp is the biggest obstacle I am facing at present. If I can get rid of the turbid body and fly to the fairyland, it will be at my fingertips.
"On the second day of February, the real person must not miss the hour. The little god excused himself." The female land then disappeared.
"What do you say when you are older than her?" King Kong cannon and others left, and then shyly came along.
"Queen Mother, I left the elixir to help me to be promoted to Heaven Wonderland." I said that it wasn’t what I imagined when things were finished. I never thought that Queen Mother would leave the elixir to help me soar. At this time, I thought in my mind, why did she do this?
"Why is she so good to you?" King Kong Gun has the same question.
"I don’t know," I shook my head and said, although I said I didn’t know, in fact, my heart already had my own guess, that is, the Queen Mother of the West was a female fairy and was in charge of punishment, and maybe the punishment responsibility was not in her charge, but she was temporarily replaced by Luo Jinxian because of her mistake in managing punishment.
"February 2? The day before I leave! " King Kong Gun’s calculation of the day is very clear. He has been counting the return day with his fingers.
"Well, before you go, let’s go and sweep the Yisi Sect together, and then you will go back." I nodded and said that King Kong Gun had always wanted to take revenge on the three saints before leaving. At that time, both of them were immortals and joined hands, so there should be no problem in washing the marrow. When they come back, they will get it and send him to the mausoleum of Qin Emperor.
"At this rate, you will be able to go back soon." King Kong Bao was excited to hear the word "go home".
I shook my head with a wry smile and didn’t speak. Fairy is a soldier’s errand. Fairy is a gift from others. It is difficult to go any further. It is no longer enough to practice simply. It takes great merit to be dressed in gold.
"What now?" King kong cannon speak asked.
"Go home and wait for half a year …"
Chapter 633 ingenious
The years in the mountains are boring and boring. People are gregarious animals. If they have been away from each other for a long time, they will feel lonely. Fortunately, they have something to do at last, but they don’t feel how slow the days are.
King Kong cannon no longer runs around riding a rat, but stays in the abode of fairies and immortals to practice. Occasionally, I go out to collect some spiritual things to satisfy my hunger.
Compared with my mind, King Kong Gun has a lot of distractions, because there are many things that I need to plan and arrange. The first thing is to clear the many sects of the Four Religions. This process must imitate Hitler’s blitzkrieg, non-stop and fast attack, and eradicate the remaining 50 sects before the other party sends a message to inform other sects. This requires planning the travel route of the two people and trying to shorten the road delay.
After marking the position of the remaining sects, the line was involved in a lot of work, and finally the most reasonable route was calculated. It took two days to leave after killing without sleep. Brother Ziqi, we won’t move him. After killing Ziqi, no one can move out quickly to report. Of course, homing pigeons and other flying animals can’t stay.
Planning and arrangement before the war is important. The most important thing to fight a good war is the preliminary preparation and planning. After the route and plan are formulated, I deliberated for a few days to make sure that the route is forcibly recorded in my mind in case it is lost. Although I don’t know how many purple gas masters I will kill with King Kong Gun at this time, I have roughly estimated that if I can complete the plan with King Kong Gun, I will lose 50% to 60%.
Because some of the people who besieged Ziyang originally represented a sect, and the master’s last words were that anyone who participated in the siege of Ziyang should be punished even if one of his classmates joined him, this sentence is like one person breaking the law and implicating the whole family. In fact, when the master said this, it was intimidating and not necessarily what his old man wanted, so I thought of a compromise, that is, those who lost in virtue killed those who lost in virtue.
There are too many people in the four religions monasticism, and the proportion of hard-working civilians is seriously deviated. Generally speaking, monasticism is much faster than farming. It’s time to get rid of some of them. Except for staying in the Taoist temple, the master of purple gas is sincerely interested in the Tao. After learning the Tao and making money, he must go back to farming. This move is similar to destroying a beautiful woman and staying with her, that is, he really loves her and abandons her. It is a good way to verify the truth and falsehood.
There is also a problem involved, that is, if all the purple masters of these sects are eradicated, it will lead to the complete loss of this sect’s spells. This is also a good thing in my opinion, because human nature is taken for granted. In layman’s terms, when people acquire certain abilities, they can’t help but make them worry about spending money, and when they have an army, they will worry about launching a war. With spells, they will naturally look for opportunities. Since people can’t control themselves, they should not have these abilities.
This problem has been considered clearly, and then it is the fate artifact problem. Now there are forty masters of purple gas defending the first four religions in the ancient city of Kunlunshan, and it is not easy for a group to really go there and get the fate artifact. However, it is not a problem for me to slay those forty people if Kong Bao and I launch a raid. The most difficult thing for me now is that the people in the four religions who are stationed there at this time are not killed by twelve intercepted brothers. Those people don’t deserve to die. Are they killed or not? But fortunately, around the year 2008, when the old brother of Ziqi was relieved in the twelfth year, if those people were replaced then I would have no psychological burden. It is also in line with heaven to kill directly.
After getting the fate artifact, you have to consider entering the Qin Mausoleum. We have been in the Qin Mausoleum before, and we know very well what the fierce beasts who protect the tomb can do. We also know that if both of them are immortals, it will be no problem for them to join hands and rush into the main tomb. Together, they should straighten the fate artifact and start it. We should also be able to use the magic to move mountains, which will not be worse than Ye Aofeng.
Then it was arranged that the King Kong cannon must return to the modern times before February 3rd. This guy’s brain is not enough. At noon on February 3rd, he and Mu Zhuifeng’s life was the deadline. He didn’t leave it for going back to the later times. There was a time conflict in this process, that is, I had to go to the underground palace of Yang Wandi on the evening of February 2nd to get the marrow-washing elixir. This period may take an hour. It takes two hours to get from the underground palace of Yang Wandi to the Qin Mausoleum. When I arrive at the mausoleum, I should enter the mausoleum on February 3rd. You can kill and break in, because once you kill the fierce beast guarding the tomb, the Qin Emperor’s Mausoleum will be in a state of release. If anyone enters, the consequences will be unimaginable. It is difficult to kill easily. I preliminarily estimate that it will take two to three hours to break the array, that is to say, when the King Kong cannon and I arrive at the main tomb, we should straighten up and start the anti-God artifact around noon, so it will take a certain time. Therefore, the King Kong cannon should be able to return to modern times at noon, that is, around ten o’clock. There is just one hour left to continue his life
Besides, I want to fix the return date of King Kong Gun in the last few days. That’s because once he wants to leave, he must take the ancient city’s anti-God artifact and take the anti-God artifact. Once he kills, he must launch a blitzkrieg to raid the four sects. It can be sure that there will be changes in the last few days. Besides, there is another most important reason that King Kong Gun met the threshold when he entered the middle of the peak purple gas. Practice is like sailing against the current. This guy slackened off when he was riding a rat to show off in an ostentatious manner. At the current rate, he was promoted to the
Before doing something, people must be forward-looking, that is to say, people who are far-sighted must have near worries, think far and plan thoroughly, and when it comes to the crunch, they will not be flustered, unprepared and make a mess of things.
My plan should be more thorough. Three days ago, I set out to raid the ancient city of Ziqi, get the anti-God artifact, and then hide it. Then I immediately went out to clear the four sects one by one according to the planned route. I also made careful arrangements. Those small sects were arranged at a critical time, and the four largest sects were arranged by me in the afternoon and after the four-watch lunch, which was the most relaxing time for people and the most sleepy time for people. These two days, two afternoons and two four-watches happened to deal with the four sects.
If things go well, Kong Bao and I can get back to Kunlun Mountain at noon on the third day to get the marrow-washing elixir, and then the North will take our hidden artifact into the imperial tomb and break into the main tomb to send Kong Bao back. Even if things don’t go well, we must return at noon, otherwise we won’t be able to come. Those sects will have to wait until Kong Bao has left and I will deal with it myself.
After careful planning, I began to implement the Kunlun Mountain. There are many spiritual objects. I have to search for some spiritual objects to supplement them. We may have a lot of aura loss in the last three days. The last three days are non-stop for three days. We almost have to turn half of China. In this issue, Kong Bao and I are facing great challenges in aura and physical strength. We must prepare spiritual objects to supplement them.
It’s too late to do something, and soon the Spring Festival is approaching. The King Kong cannon took out a trip to the mountain and brought back some festivals. On New Year’s Eve, 32 people drank and drank, and I drank and drank.
"Older than I am, I am approaching the threshold." The so-called threshold of King Kong cannon is the threshold of the fairy, yin and yang, and the aura is blessed, which is very helpful for his practice. I will also go out and look for some spiritual objects that can supplement the aura effect and give him a purple peak. There is still a certain effect. It is difficult to be tricky after arriving in the fairyland.
"Don’t worry, it’s enough." I nodded and said that it’s no longer difficult to hit the fairy in the present situation. Besides, it’s even more difficult to lose with my help.
"Well, when I break through the fairy, we’ll go out and kill him without a scratch." King Kong cannons are very masculine when they drink.
"Hehe" I smiled and shook my head. Some habits can never be changed. When I first met him more than ten years ago, he liked to say "kill him without leaving a scratch", and now he still has the same tone.